Hello! Have you ever seen the embarkation of an Atlantis gay cruise? Those boys have more luggage-loaded with party outfits for 52 events that will happen over seven days-than the Karadashians had for every season of all their reality shows. The beauty of these kindred spirits-gay men and heterosexual women-is they can both conjure up lustful, romantic, and sometimes 50 shades of naughty they'd like to experience with male celebrities.Īh, but alas, the gay male mind is so much more creative when it comes to the world of fantasy.

You're gay if you feel the need to avoid the vajayjay at all costs. Obviously, she hasn't read the first line in How To Know You're A Gay Man For Dummies book. This is not that much different than the heterosexual woman who swears she has the magical, mystical power to flip a gay man straight. On the other hand, many a gay man swears he has the magical, mystical power to flip a straight man gay, even if just for a moment. Needless to say, for the most part the heterosexual woman has the home field advantage in this arena.

What do they have in common? Style, bitchy diva moments, cosmos, and of course, the undying boudoir fantasies about heterosexual male celebrities. A gay man and a heterosexual woman walk into a bar.